Things that strike me

I was in Marks and Spencers, Arnotts and Debenhams yesterday.

It was an utterly frustrating experience. It’s traditional that I dress better for bed than I do for daily life. This is because although M&S are incredibly capable at providing me with beautiful satin nightwear that fits me, they are incapable of doing the same for dresses or party wear. I don’t know if Debenhams or Arnotts are any good on the nightwear front because most of what I wear comes from France or M&S, but they failed on the dress front today. Apparently only women with A cups buy dresses and if you have anything bigger, forget about it, dresses are either too small across the breasts or too big around the waist or, spectacularly, both. I got through this every year. I want to take action.

I want a sewing machine, a good sewing machine, and enough talent to whip the asses of the idiots who design clothes for the major chain stores.

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